2011 Music Round-Up

Alela Diane, "Alela Diane & Wild Divine"

This album is a step foward. Because there's like drums on the songs. Or something.

4.5/5

Alice Gold, "Seven Rainbows"

Who is Alice Gold and where did she come from? Nobody knows.

4/5

Claire Maguire, "Light After Dark"

Good singer let down by some poor synth-pop backing and lame lyrics. She is a brummie, though.

2.5/5

Gillian Welch, "The Harrow & The Harvest"

Another excellent album from Gillian and partner Dave Rawlings. That's what you're supposed to say about this. Mainly because it's true.

4.5/5

Jessie J, "Who You Are"

Disappointing album. Nice haircut, though.

2/5

Joan As Police Woman, "The Deep Field"

Is it rock? Pop? Soul? Nobody knows.

4/5

Jolie Holland + The Grand Chandeliers, "Pint of Blood"

What does Jolie Holland sing like when she is drunk? Maybe she sings normally then.

3.5/5

Katy B, "On A Mission"

Good album let down by some of the worst, most cliche-ridden lyrics imaginable.

3/5

Lady Gaga, "Born This Way"

How is Lady Gaga so successful? Nobody knows. A poor man's Ke$ha. Yeah, I said it.

2/5

Laura Cantrell, "Kitty Wells Dresses"

The queen of neoclassical country takes on the queen of country. Or something.

4/5

Laura Marling, "A Creature I Don't Know"

Laura Marling's best album yet. And she's still only 7 years old. Or something.

4.5/5

Lucinda Williams, "Blessed"

Solid if unspectacular album from the undisputed queen of country rock. Or something.

3/5

Nicki Minaj, "Pink Friday"

Disappointing, considering all of the hype. Still better than anything by 50 Cent.

2.5/5