Jeremy Clarkson has been in the news a lot of late, offending everyone with his crazy right wing views. As usual. So here are some essential facts about the man.
(1) Jeremy once beat up a robot to prove man is better than machine.
(2) Jeremy once beat a woman at thumb wrestling to prove men are better than women.
(3) Jeremy once tried to fellate himself but got nowhere near.
(4) Jeremy believes that his God is the right one.
(5) Jeremy thinks that gay people aren't as good at driving as he is.
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