Saturday, 25 February 2012

The Toad

"Lick me," said the toad.

"No way," I said.

"Go on, you know you want to."

"Why would I want to lick a toad?" I asked.

"I've got hallucinogenic effects when licked," boasted the toad.

"I don't want to hallucinate," I said. "I've got to get to work."

"C'mon," begged the toad.

"I'm not licking you and that's the end of it," I said.

"Lick me."

And with that, I stepped onto the hovercraft to make my way to work.

"You don't know what you're missing," shouted the toad as the hovercraft moved off.

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