Saturday 3 December 2011

Join Us!

Bullied at school? Did they steal your money, flush your head down the toilet or put things in your pants?

Here's your chance to get some sweet revenge.

Join THE ARMY today and learn how to become a ruthless one man killing machine.

THE ARMY!

Revenge has never been this simple and/or cheap.

C'mon, join us... our numbers are growing.


WARNING: after turning you into a one man killing machine, The Army may callously dump you back, unprepared, into an uncaring and hateful society, like in that film with Sylvester Stallone or something.

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