"Lick me," said the toad.
"No way," I said.
"Go on, you know you want to."
"Why would I want to lick a toad?" I asked.
"I've got hallucinogenic effects when licked," boasted the toad.
"I don't want to hallucinate," I said. "I've got to get to work."
"C'mon," begged the toad.
"I'm not licking you and that's the end of it," I said.
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| "Lick me." |
And with that, I stepped onto the hovercraft to make my way to work.
"You don't know what you're missing," shouted the toad as the hovercraft moved off.
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