Saturday 12 November 2011

England 1-0 Spain

Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, Salvador Dali, Placido Domingo, Julio Iglesias, Sergio Garcia, Fernando Alosno, Pedro Almodovar - your boys took one hell of a beating!


In case you don't follow football (why not?), Spain are the best team in the world. Current World and European champions, they tear apart all they face. Apart, of course, from the mighty England. (And Portugal. And Italy. And Switzerland.) Yeah, you read that right, England. Mediocre England. Who've been largely rubbish for about 40 years.

I could say England outfoxed Spain, they outplayed them, surprised them tactically, outpassed and outclassed them. But that would be a lie. England got lucky and scored from their one good chance. Whatever, I don't like Spain anyway. It's like England in the 1970s (lots of bad TV and racism) but with better weather. And without the good music. So screw 'em. Same goes to Australia, for similar reasons.

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