Released: 2011
Noel Gallagher was stuck in a lift with a frog.
"This is all your fault," the frog said to Noel Gallagher.
"No it's not," Noel replied.
"Don't pretend you didn't press all the buttons at once to see what would happen."
"I did no such thing," Noel protested, stroking the rim of his bowler hat.
"Now the lift's broken. I've got meetings to attend, you know."
"Listen here," Noel said, closing his briefcase as a sign of anger. "Stop accusing me of things I haven't done."
"Yeah, well, your album is boring. A real mediocre effort."
There was silence.
Best Song: (I Wanna Live In A Dream In My) Record Machine
Rating: 2/5
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