Monday 7 November 2011

Whip-Smart

I am am man of questionable virtues, born and raised in the backwater, corn-worshipping town of Leek in Staffordshire.

My interests include making voodoo dolls out of corn, eating corn, harvesting corn and sacrificing virgins to the corn gods. (To appease their anger.) Any money I make goes towards the converting of land into useful corn-producing fields.

My dislikes include hops and barley, and I played an instrumental part in the Second Crops War of 2003, during which the lives of many donkeys were lost.

This blog is dedicated to those donkeys.


Some of the above may not be true. I can't remember anymore.

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